Sex isn’t always the hot topic of conversation in the beauty realm, but let’s face it: in the bedroom, there are sheep and then there are lionesses. With dating sites like Tinder and Bumble, your phone is a hotbed for every hot single in your area. And whether you’re looking for Mr. Right, Mr. Right Now or just a platonic friendship the right lipstick can work wonders and help convey all of the things you may be a little too shy to say out loud. For women willing to transition from sheep to lioness, one Etsy company has the perfect lippie to take you from tame to temptress.
If your dating habits are of the one night stand variety (get it how you live, girl!), you’re planning a bachelorette party or you just need a good laugh, Grown Folks‘ newest launch was designed with you in mind. It’s a lipstick shaped like a phallus (veins and all!) and it’s certain to make your man or your date do a double take. Available in twelve rich shades from pink-nudes, oranges and rich magentas, the lippies are housed in a perfectly ordinary case. The shock and awe doesn’t happen until you see the head of the bullet, though we imagine the thrill will be null and void once you get past the tip (pun intended).
So whether you’re looking to snag a man, prank a friend or make the man standing in line next to you at the supermarket really, really uncomfortable, we think the $1.50 price tag is worth the laugh and the purchase.