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Donald Trump, former reality star — and unfortunately, leader of the United States — decided to spend time with his family on Monday to take in the solar eclipse like most Americans.
And as reported by mostly all news outlets, the only rule for viewing the eclipse was to not look directly at the sun. Trump, a man who likes to play by his own rules, decided that was not a rule for him. So, our nation’s leader and Nazi defender decided to look directly at it.
Later, America’s White supremacy defending commander-in-chief decided that maybe those solar eclipse glasses would come in handy and popped on a pair before damaging his cornea.
Too bad, amirite?