Martina Big and her husband, Michael Eurwen, are both from Germany and their claim to fame are the extreme plastic surgery procedures they’ve undergone to become “Black”. Over the last couple of years, Big has gone from a blond, white woman, to an overly tanned white woman, who now says she’s Black, and her husband has embarked on the same tanning endeavor. Big, who has appeared on several episodes of Botched, is now stating that when she has a baby, that baby will also be “Black”. But those of us with an ounce of common sense, know that’s not how biology works. When the couple appeared on the British television show This Morning, even the host was amazed at their delusions.

“Doctors have told you that your baby will be Black?” the host asked.

“Yep, they said they will be Black. We have also discussed breastfeeding and if it is safe for me to have a baby,” Big replied.

The host was still confused and rightfully so, but according to Big, they’ll still love the baby even if it’s not Black.

“But I’m pretty sure it will be Black, but if it is milk chocolate or a little bit lighter it doesn’t matter,” Big stated.

In 2017, Big made headlines when she appeared on The Maury Show, and even he was confused with her newfound “Blackness”. “Everyone who’s watching this who’s a person of color is going to say it’s not just skin-deep. You think you want to learn about the black culture, and you can absorb all of that,” Maury said, “Being Black is not all about extensions”. What is the world coming to when Maury Povich is the voice of reason?